Friday, July 11, 2008

Ten U.S.A. Lies

10. The Budget was balanced under the Clinton Administration. Never happened.

9. UFOs are aliens from outer space. Some UFOs are atomic powered military projects.

8. 9-11 was a government conspiracy. If you believe that you have my pity.

7. The moon landing was a hoax. Super dumb if you buy into this fantasy.

6. My God can beat up your God. Grow up!

5. No one has ever lost a job to illegal immigrants. Why don't people choke on this lie?

4. Greed is good. Never.

3. Fair and Balanced. False motto of Fox News.

2. Most Trusted Name in News. False motto of CNN.

1. Senate Ethics. Super Lie.

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