Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Wielder of the Memory Sword

I was all of 22 years old I found a Cutlass sword with a sheath for only $5.00.

When I got home I began to play with the sword like the fool that I was. I wildly swung the sword about until I cut the tip of right ear lobe. As I looked in the bathroom mirror at my bleeding ear, I remembered I was too immature to own a sword.

I put the sword in the sheath and walked across the hallway to my neighbor apartment.
He was home and I sold the sword for $5.00 to him.

I could have made money off the sword but I didn't think I should make a profit off my own stupidity.

I was all of 22 years old and for all of 22 minutes I owned the Memory Sword.

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